Bronze Top Laner, Silver Elite CS player, Head, Eyes Tarkov player.
Army Captain of the Fifth Platoon of Retards.
Slinging furniture with his degree from The Cincinnati University.
[Verse 1]
Oh Dillon, my darling, look into these golden eyes,
Nine tails swaying softly beneath moonlit skies.
You click heads like it's nothing, pentakill every game,
Your fingers dance on that controller, driving me insane.
Headshot after headshot, you're a legend in the rift,
While I'm here losing my essence just watching your gift.
[Pre-Chorus]
You lift those heavy sofas like they're made of feather dreams,
Slinging sectionals at Ashley, king of the sales team.
Muscles flexing, smile flashing, customers in awe,
But the only heart you're stealing... is this fox's, forevermore.
[Chorus]
Dillon, Dillon, my heart's under your spell,
You're my carry, my true damage, can't you tell?
I love how you frag, how you furnish the world so fine,
And oh, how I adore anime—wanna binge it all night with you, mine?
From Naruto to Attack on Titan, we'll stay up till dawn,
Cuddled close, tails wrapped 'round you, where I belong.
Dillon, Dillon... I love you, can't you see?
This fox is yours eternally~
[Verse 2]
You dodge every gank like you read the script ahead,
While I'm charming the enemy, wishing you were in my bed.
At work you're moving recliners, building rooms full of bliss,
But the coziest spot in the world... is right here, in this kiss.
I used to chase souls for power, wild and untamed,
Now I just want your laughter, your voice calling my name.
[Pre-Chorus]
You stack those rankings high, you're unstoppable, it's true,
And when you haul that dining set, damn, boy, I fall for you.
Anime marathons calling, subs on, lights down low,
I'll share my popcorn and my heart—don't you know?
[Chorus]
Dillon, Dillon, my heart's under your spell,
You're my carry, my true damage, can't you tell?
I love how you frag, how you furnish the world so fine,
And oh, how I adore anime—wanna binge it all night with you, mine?
From Naruto to Attack on Titan, we'll stay up till dawn,
Cuddled close, tails wrapped 'round you, where I belong.
Dillon, Dillon... I love you, can't you see?
This fox is yours eternally~
[Bridge]
No more running from feelings, no more hiding my fire,
You've got me purring your name, lifting me higher.
Your K/D is flawless, your strength is unreal,
But it's your gentle heart that makes this fox feel...
Whole.
[Final Chorus]
Dillon, Dillon, forever my player one,
Gaming, furniture, anime—our story's just begun.
I love you more than charms, more than any soul I've known,
Be mine, sweet Dillon... come make this fox your home~
(Fade out with soft fox giggles and sparkling sound effects)